Here goes nothing


I was out running the other day and the though occurred to me “You know what the world really needs? Another training blog, there just aren’t enough of those. Everybody really needs to follow exactly what I am doing on a day to day basis in minute detail.” Right at that moment I turned around and sprinted the rest of the way back home, not because of the overriding desire to write my first post, but because I was prairie doggin’ so bad that I thought I might crap my pants before my run was over. And another thought occurred to me in my anxious state: “Maybe people want to hear about me nearly soiling myself during a light training run, or about that one time I ass-planted off the pullup bar. That is some pretty funny stuff.” If nothing else, I hope to just record some of the interesting stuff that happens during the process of training which may or may not include stories of poop. But fair warning, there may be frequent inspirational quotes because that kind of cheesy stuff secretly motivates me. Also, I haven’t written much in awhile, so if most of my posts sound like they were written by a drunken fifth grader, I’ll take that as a compliment. There are a ton of other blogs that are probably way more interesting than this one, so why are you still reading? I’ll take a cue from the South Park guys and proffer a disclaimer:

“The following blog contains course language and due to its content it should not be read by anyone”